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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

David Letterman Top 10 "Why You Should Buy Snooki's Book"

Presented by none other then Snooki, herself!

10.  200 Pages of hang over cures.

9.  If you're watching this show your standards can't be too high.

8.  J-Woww gave it 5 wowws.

7.  It's so good Pauly-D wants to learn to read.

6.  Show me your receipt and I'll grind with you at any night club of your choice.

5.  Includes helpful tips on how to clean Ron-Ron juice our of your Camaro.

4.  If everyone buys my book the economy will be fixed.

3.  Comes with blank pages where you can stick your gum.

2.  If you don't, I'll send a juiced up guido to your house.

1.  The finest work of literature ever written by an author named Snooki.

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